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Mallika Sherawat is Such A Liar!

I’m an internal fob; all of my friends know that. So when someone jumps the gun and says they know Bollywood better than me, it’s on! And it annoys me when people within the industry just do things or say things which are downright S-T-U-P-I-D!

My victim for today: Mallika Sherawat.

Flaws:
1. No acting skills
2. Speaks rubbish
3. Flops in American movies
4. Continues to speak rubbish

If you don’t know where this is headed, you will soon. Recently Ms. Sherawat gave an interview during the Cannes Film Festival where she stated that she was the first ever Bollywood actress to rock a bikini and kiss on screen.

HOLD THE PRESS!!!

Did you know that? Because if so, then what the heck was Dimple Kapadia wearing in the movie Bobby? Or Sharmila Tagore in An Evening in Paris? Those were definitely bikinis…the pictures speak for themselves!

Oh…and that picture in the middle (top)…that is Seeta Devi. Might I add, she was the first female actress who had a kissing scene in the Bollywood movie, “A Throw of Dice in 1929.” The movie was based on an episode from The Mahabharata.

Unless Mallika Sherawat is lying about her age, then she isn’t the first actress to do either of those things. And come to think of it, I can picture a handful of scenes where Kareena Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra, and Deepika Padukone are wearing bikinis in their movies. If I’m not mistaken there’s even a scene from one of the Dhoom flicks of Ash rockin’ a bikini top and lip-locking with Hrithik Roshan!

Yikes!

Mallika…before you speak, please think. I know it’s a hard skill for you, but with practice, anyone can do anything!

PS: If you really want to see the stupid video of Mallika speaking her lies, here you do. And before your ears start to pain…yes, we know…what is with that idiotic accent of her?!